The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Chuck Norris is a pop culture icon and his legacy will live on forever. Though, it might be with memes… Check out this hilarious collection of Chuck Norris Jokes And Memes.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes from march 31st to April 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris
There is no ‘Ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Chuck Norris once traveled the world in 50 days, 49 of which he was preparing for his trip.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn’t try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack… even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play Truth or Dare. He plays Truth or Death.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.