The 50 Best Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.
 


Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
 


Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
 


Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
 


Yo mama is so ugly that a sculpture of her face is used when torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
 


Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck.
 


Yo mama’s so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn’t afford to take her out to dinner!
 


Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
 


Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
 


Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back.
 


Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
 


Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
 


Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
 


Yo momma so ugly even the tide won’t take her out
 


Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
 


Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
 


Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.


Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
 


Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

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Yo mama’s so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
 


Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
 


Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
 


Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
 


Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
 


Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad.
 


Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
 


Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…
 


Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
 


Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
 


Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
 


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
 


Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing!
 


Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
 


Yo Mama’s so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
 


Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
 


Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

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Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
 


Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
 


Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
 


Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!
 


Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
 


Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
 


Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
 


Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell – “there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!”
 


Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
 


Yo mama is so fat that when she asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
 


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
 


Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
 


Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
 


Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star couldn’t blow her up!

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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
 


Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
 


Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
 


Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
 


Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to “Stay Over There!”
 


Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
 


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
 


Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
 


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says “viewer discretion is advised”.
 


Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen
 


Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
 


I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said “Moving.”
 


Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
 


Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
 


Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
 


Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
 


Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back”.

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