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Q: What’s the most musical part of the chicken?
A: The drumstick.
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He’d heard that someone had stolen a base!
Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new one!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Q: Why did the drum take a nap?
A: It was beat.
Q: Why did the picture have to go to prison?
A: It was framed.
Q: What begins with P, ends with E, and has a gazillion letters in it?
A: The Post Office!
Q: Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
A: It’s much easier for them than walking!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumb-y
Q: What do you get if you crossbreed an insect with a cute Easter rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do lawyers usually wear when they go to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
A: The month of March!
Q: What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
A: You have to planet.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?
A: You can count on me.
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: It wanted to go to the mooovies.
Q: What do you get when you crossbreed a refrigerator and a guitar?
A: Some really cool music
Q: What did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty
Q; Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
A: All those fans.
Q: How does a celebrity stay cool?
A: By keeping close to his fans.
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: Because it held up a pair of pants
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Q: Why did the chicken get a penalty?
A: For fowl play.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What kind of fish is famous?
A: A Star fish
Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: To the baa-baa shop
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils.
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A: A minnie van
Q: Have I told you the joke about the roof?
A: Actually, never mind, it would be way over your head!
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A: Firecrackers
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Q: Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
A: It’s much easier for them than walking
Q: What is a pirate’s favourite letter?
A: Aaarrr!
Q: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: What does a spider’s bride wear?
A: A webbing dress.
Q: Name a city where no one goes?
A: Electricity
Q: Why did the mushroom like to party so much?
A: Because he was a fun-guy.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves.
Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
A: Because it was tu-tu hard
Q: What did one firefly say to the other?
A: You glow girl!
Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A: A moo-sician
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: hill-arious
Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste
Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
A: He wanted to make a clean get away
Q: How do you find Will Smith when he’s lost in the snow?
A: You just look for fresh prints.
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems
Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor!
Q: How do you start a communication with a fish?
A: You drop him a line!
Q: What kind of keys can’t open locks?
A: Monkeys
Q: Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pennsylvania
Q: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hisstory.
Q: Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A: They both depend on the batter.
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty!
Q: Why do hippies like camping?
A: Cause it’s in tents, man.
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: Where does a tree store their stuff?
A: In there Trunk!
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!