The Best Knock Knock Jokes You’ve Ever Heard

The 50 Best Funny Jokes For Kids

Knock knock jokes are so fun for kids, check out this awesome collection and laugh with them! Browse and share these funny kids’ jokes with your friends on social media. While you’re here have a look at some more of our clean jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
 

Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Cash. 
Cash who? 
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.
 

Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Oink oink. 
Oink oink who? 
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before.
 

Knock Knock! 

Who’s there? 
Honey bee. 
Honey bee who? 
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Woo!
Woo Who?
Woo who It’s Friday!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt
 

Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Doris. 
Doris who? 
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
 

Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Interrupting cow. 
Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my momma is?
 

Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Cows go. 
Cows go who? 
No, cows go moo!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play.
 

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Señor!
Señor who?
Seen your underpants!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.
 

The Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car’l get you there faster than a bike.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
 

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
 

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
 

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me!
 

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Formosa.
Formosa who?
Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
KGB!
KGB Who?
WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who ish you?
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden the treasure.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tex
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five.
 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain!
Dwain Who?
Dwain the tub, I’m dwownding!