Yo Mama Jokes | The Best And Funniest Jokes

Yo mama’s so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
 

Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
 

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
 

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
 

Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
 

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad.
 

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
 

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…
 

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
 

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
 

Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
 

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
 

Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing!
 

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
 

Yo Mama’s so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
 

Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
 

Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
 

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”