Yo Mama Jokes | The Best And Funniest Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell – “there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!”
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama’s so fat that even the Death Star couldn’t blow her up!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to “Stay Over There!”
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says “viewer discretion is advised”.
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up