50 Best Question and Answer Jokes

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
 



Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison? 
A: A small medium at large.
 



Q: What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease? 
A: You can hide your own easter eggs.


Q: What’s the difference between ‘Oooh’ and ‘Aaah’? 
A: About 3 inches
 



Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
 



Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? 
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
 



Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.
 



Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? 
A: Pull down its genes.
 



Q: What do breasts and martinis have in common? 
A: One is not enough and three are too many.
 



Q: What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards? 
A: A receding hair line.

Q: What’s 50′ long and smells of urine? 
A: A line dance at a retirement village.
 
Q: What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? 
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
 

Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion? 
A: Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car.
 


Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won’t do.
 



Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
 



Q: What horse never comes out in the daytime? 
A: A night mare
 



Q: What is a man’s view of safe sex? 
A: A padded head board.
 



Q: How can a woman shoot and hang her husband and not go to jail?
A: The womans a photographer 
 



Q: What’s green and smells like pork? 
A: Kermit the Frog’s finger.
 



Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it’s worth it

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
 



Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison? 
A: A small medium at large.
 



Q: What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease? 
A: You can hide your own easter eggs.


Q: What’s the difference between ‘Oooh’ and ‘Aaah’? 
A: About 3 inches
 



Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
 



Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? 
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
 



Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.
 



Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? 
A: Pull down its genes.
 



Q: What do breasts and martinis have in common? 
A: One is not enough and three are too many.
 



Q: What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards? 
A: A receding hair line.

Q: What’s 50′ long and smells of urine? 
A: A line dance at a retirement village.
 



Q: What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? 
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
 



Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion? 
A: Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car.
 



Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won’t do.
 



Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
 



Q: What horse never comes out in the daytime? 
A: A night mare
 



Q: What is a man’s view of safe sex? 
A: A padded head board.
 



Q: How can a woman shoot and hang her husband and not go to jail?
A: The womans a photographer 
 



Q: What’s green and smells like pork? 
A: Kermit the Frog’s finger.
 



Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it’s worth it

Q: What’s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.


Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
 



Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? 
A: Because breasts don’t have eyes
 



Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
 



Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
 



Q: Why did they put Mini mouse in the nut house? 
A: She was f**king goofy!
 



Q: How do porcupines make love? 
A: Veerry carefully!
 



Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism
 



Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 
A: 45 lbs.
 



Q: Whats a mans idea of foreplay? 
A: Half hour of begging.

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