Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog?
It was a shih tzu
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog!
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars – and catches them!
What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no-one else will do it for them