50 Best Funny Dog Jokes



Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog?
It was a shih tzu 
 



What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion? 
A terrified postman!


What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle.

What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
A pupsicle!
 



What kind of dog chases anything red? 
A bull dog!
 



What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog.
 



What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? 
A dog that chases cars – and catches them! 
 


What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni pizza!
 



Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no-one else will do it for them
 

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