What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog!
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars – and catches them!
What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no-one else will do it for them
What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A greyhound buzz!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put it in your back yard.