50 Best Funny Dog Jokes


What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle.

What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
A pupsicle!
 



What kind of dog chases anything red? 
A bull dog!
 



What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog.
 



What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? 
A dog that chases cars – and catches them! 
 


What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni pizza!
 



Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no-one else will do it for them
 



What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A greyhound buzz!
 



What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough! Rough!
 



What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
 



How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put it in your back yard.
 

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