50 Best Funny Dog Jokes



What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A greyhound buzz!
 



What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough! Rough!
 



What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
 



How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put it in your back yard.
 



What did the dog say to the flea?
Quit bugging me!
 



Why are dogs such bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
 



Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
Because “Frost” bites!
 



What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver!
 



What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school? 
Her pet-degree!

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