What did the dog say to the flea?
Quit bugging me!
Why are dogs such bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
Because “Frost” bites!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver!
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What’s a dog’s favourite flower?
Anything in your garden.