50 Best Funny Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-tastrophy!

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? 
A thousand dogs.

What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!

Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!

What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

What’s a dog’s favourite flower?
Anything in your garden.

What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
Any kind. A building can’t jump!

What kind of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

My dog can do magic tricks.
It’s a labracadabrador.

What’s a dog’s perfect job?


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