What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What’s a dog’s favourite flower?
Anything in your garden.
What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
Any kind. A building can’t jump!
What kind of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
My dog can do magic tricks.
It’s a labracadabrador.
What’s a dog’s perfect job?