50 Best Funny Dog Jokes



What do you do if a dog swallows your pen?
Use a pencil instead.
 



What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?
A computer with lots of bites.
 



What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Petticoat.
 



What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle!
 



Where do you find a dog with no legs? 
Same place you left him!
 



What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
They get their masters.
 



How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied!
 



Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
Cats can’t drive!
 



Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to become a woofer!
 



What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.
 



Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.

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