50 Best Funny Dog Jokes



What do you call batman’s dog? 
A Bat Terrier
 



Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.
 



What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? 
The wrong answer.
 



Where do eskimos train their dogs?
In the mushroom.

Why is it called a “litter” of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house!
 



Why did the dachshund bite the woman’s ankle?
Because he was short and he couldn’t reach any higher!
 



What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller with a hyena?
I don’t know but if it laughs I’ll join in!
 



What do you do if a dog swallows your pen?
Use a pencil instead.
 



What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?
A computer with lots of bites.
 

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