50 Best Funny Sayings


I think the problem with people like that is that they’re so stupid they don’t know how stupid they are. – John Cleese
 

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I think the problem with people like that is that they’re so stupid they don’t know how stupid they are. – John Cleese




My mother never saw the irony of calling me a Son-of-a-bitch
 



I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
 



Life is too short to remove USB safely.

 


If a problem can be solved then there’s no use worrying about it, but if a problem can’t be solved then what’s the use of worrying




I am not saying kill all the stupid people, just get rid of the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out




Remember, you are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else.




I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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