50 Best Funny Sayings




As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.




Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.
 

Finally, the spring is here! I’m so thrilled I wet my plants.

The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist.




Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.




When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
 



I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems to be going a bit too far.




Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.




Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.




It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. – Charlie Chaplin
 

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