As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.
Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.
Finally, the spring is here! I’m so thrilled I wet my plants.
The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist.
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems to be going a bit too far.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.
It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. – Charlie Chaplin