Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
Time is the best teacher, Unfortunately it kills all its students!
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
You are so fake, even China doesn’t want to be associated with you.
He who laughs last probably does not get the joke
Go bungee jumping. Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber, so it’s only right it should end that way, too.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. – Kurt Vonnegut
If you’re having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.