Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk.
I’m not a strict vegetarian, I eat beef and pork.
There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry
Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?