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The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool.
 



Current caffeine level: scared Chihuahua


Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
 



That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.


Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bug off, my dog does not own a bike!
 



Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
 



Why would I dance like nobody’s watching? People need to see this.


I’d walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.


I’m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue…


There are some people that come into your life and instantly you know you want them to get the hell out your life..
 

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