Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.

Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.

All I’m saying is you don’t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy

If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.


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