50 Best Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Cash. 
Cash who? 
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Oink oink. 
Oink oink who? 
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
 


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before.
 


Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Honey bee. 
Honey bee who? 
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
 

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