50 Best Knock Knock Jokes


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Woo!
Woo Who?
Woo who It’s Friday!

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Doris. 
Doris who? 
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Interrupting cow. 
Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
 


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my momma is?
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Cows go. 
Cows go who? 
No, cows go moo!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door.
 

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