50 Best Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Doris. 
Doris who? 
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Interrupting cow. 
Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
 


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my momma is?
 



Knock Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Cows go. 
Cows go who? 
No, cows go moo!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play.
 



Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.
 

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