50 Best Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Señor!
Señor who?
Seen your underpants!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.
 


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car’l get you there faster than a bike.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
 



Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
 

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