50 Best Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play.
 



Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Señor!
Señor who?
Seen your underpants!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.
 


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
 

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