50 Best Knock Knock Jokes



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me!
 



Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Formosa.
Formosa who?
Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
KGB!
KGB Who?
WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!
 


Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who ish you?
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden the treasure.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tex
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
 



Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five.
 

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