50 Best Question and Answer Jokes



Q: What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards? 
A: A receding hair line.

Q: What’s 50′ long and smells of urine? 
A: A line dance at a retirement village.
 
Q: What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? 
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
 

Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion? 
A: Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car.
 


Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won’t do.
 



Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
 



Q: What horse never comes out in the daytime? 
A: A night mare
 



Q: What is a man’s view of safe sex? 
A: A padded head board.
 



Q: How can a woman shoot and hang her husband and not go to jail?
A: The womans a photographer 
 



Q: What’s green and smells like pork? 
A: Kermit the Frog’s finger.
 



Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it’s worth it

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
 

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