50 Best Question and Answer Jokes

Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison? 
A: A small medium at large.

Q: What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease? 
A: You can hide your own easter eggs.

Q: What’s the difference between ‘Oooh’ and ‘Aaah’? 
A: About 3 inches

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? 
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.

Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? 
A: Pull down its genes.

Q: What do breasts and martinis have in common? 
A: One is not enough and three are too many.

Q: What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards? 
A: A receding hair line.

Q: What’s 50′ long and smells of urine? 
A: A line dance at a retirement village.


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