Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don’t have eyes
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
Q: Why did they put Mini mouse in the nut house?
A: She was f**king goofy!
Q: How do porcupines make love?
A: Veerry carefully!
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: Whats a mans idea of foreplay?
A: Half hour of begging.