50 Best Question and Answer Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? 
A: Because breasts don’t have eyes

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

Q: Why did they put Mini mouse in the nut house? 
A: She was f**king goofy!

Q: How do porcupines make love? 
A: Veerry carefully!

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism

Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 
A: 45 lbs.

Q: Whats a mans idea of foreplay? 
A: Half hour of begging.


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