50 Funny Chuck Norris Jokes And Memes

The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Chuck Norris is a pop culture icon and his legacy will live on forever. Though, it might be with memes… Check out this hilarious collection of Chuck Norris Jokes And Memes.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
 


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
 


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
 


Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
 


Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
 


Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
 


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
 


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
 


Chuck Norris’ calendar goes from march 31st to April 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris

There is no ‘Ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
 

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