Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up
her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow
into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing
A: A thought.