Q: What do you do when a blonde
throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has
A: She opens the car door.
Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.