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Q: What did the blonde say when
she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with
blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they
are both f*cked.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is the difference between a 747 jumbo jet and
a blonde?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were
found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie
theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the
corner.
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