What do you call a dog in the
A chilli dog.
What was the special offer at the pet store this week?
Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs!
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
What did the dalmatian say after finishing his meal?
That hit the spot.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?
A New Yorkie!
Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog.
Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog?
It was a shih tzu
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?