What do you call it when a cat
wins a dog show?
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to!
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What's a dog's favourite flower?
Anything in your garden.
What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
Any kind. A building canít jump!
What kind of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
My dog can do magic tricks.
It's a labracadabrador.
What's a dog's perfect job?
What do you call batman's dog?
A Bat Terrier
Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer.
Where do eskimos train their dogs?
In the mushroom.