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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
LIKE if you always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
Oh, it’s sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don’t have windows.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship
Wife: Honey, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
I don’t know what I’d do without Facebook. Probably my work
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
This is my Facebook status. There are many like it but this one is mine.
I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.