Facebook Status Ideas That Will Get A Lot Of Likes

Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.

Women don’t go crazy, they are crazy. They just ‘go normal’ from time to time.

You and I are best of friends. Always remember I will pick you up if you fall. Right after I stop laughing.

While the optimist and pessimist argue over the glass of water, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.

There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars.

Oh you got ‘Swag?’ I bet that looks great on your application to McDonald’s.

Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.

“This isn’t my first rodeo” -Guy at his second rodeo

I could never stab someone, I have a hard enough time getting the straw into a Capri Sun.


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