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Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts…

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.

who says nothing is impossible I`ve been doing nothing for years.

used to be schizophrenic but now both of us are alright.

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik’s cube… This could take a while…

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.


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