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Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts…
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.
who says nothing is impossible I`ve been doing nothing for years.
used to be schizophrenic but now both of us are alright.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.
is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik’s cube… This could take a while…
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.