I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.

Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.

Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.

Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says ‘toys not included’.

Theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos. 🙂

arguing with himself, and losing


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