Funny Facebook Status Ideas

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.

Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.

Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.

Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says ‘toys not included’.

Theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos. 🙂

arguing with himself, and losing

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

charming. His fortune cookie told him so

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.


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