Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
 


charming. His fortune cookie told him so
 


You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
 


By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
 


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
 


Life’s a BITCH. No wait that’s me.
 


grandpa Farve is going in for the pass. sacked. ouch, broke a hip.
 


is as bored as a gay man in a hot tub full of lesbians!
 


Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back ever.
 


Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children.
 

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