Funny Facebook Status Ideas

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Life’s a BITCH. No wait that’s me.

grandpa Farve is going in for the pass. sacked. ouch, broke a hip.

is as bored as a gay man in a hot tub full of lesbians!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back ever.

Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

I’m not short, I’m cuddle sized

Live is too short to be normal!

I am too young to be this old!!


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