Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
charming. His fortune cookie told him so
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Life’s a BITCH. No wait that’s me.
grandpa Farve is going in for the pass. sacked. ouch, broke a hip.
is as bored as a gay man in a hot tub full of lesbians!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back ever.
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children.