My mom thinks WTF means “wow thats fantastic” .. Today i texted her: mom i got and A on my English test my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner
I need a tall glass of Vodka for my thirst, a Valium for my Nerves, and a couple of FUCKIDOL pills for everything else.
Hey, since your back there talking about me , do you mind telling me how good my ass looks in these jeans.
is confused… Don’t ask me why, I don’t know either. That’s why I’m confused.
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
Save a vegetable, each a doughnut!
A fart is the cry of a jailed turd
Monday is coming,RUUUUNNNNNNN!
everybody sounds Asian when they sneeze .
If life throws you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.