One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I’m having a wonderful time wish you were her.”
 


If a girl from iceland and a guy from cuba have a kid. Will he be an icecube? 
 


Cinderella`s glass shoe fits perfectly, I wonder why it fell off in the first place?
 


I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I`m Batman!
 


is normal..it’s everyone else that’s weird.
 


Wow. Sarcasm. That`s way better than having friends.
 


is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark.
 


Procrastination (verb)-What you`re probably doing now.
 


Today’s random sporadic mess is brought to you by: Prozac and coffee D Cause being normal just isn’t enough.
 


Life’s a Bitch, so I became one!!!
 

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