wishes that people would stop stealing… that’s what we have the government for!!

thinks that if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast!

Be nice to nerds, chances are you will be working for them.

would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.

is SO COOL that he shot the Deputy after Bob Marley shot the Sheriff.

is SO COOL that if he jumped the shark then Happy Days would still be on the air.

knows that everyone has the right to be stupid… but some people are really abusing the privilege!

Jello is koolaid with a hard on (:

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does

is an idiot wrapped in a moron.


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