Q: What do you call a boomerang that
won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out
A: A small medium at large.
Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?
A: You can hide your own easter eggs.
Q: What's the difference between ‘Oooh’ and ‘Aaah’?
A: About 3 inches
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance
than improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.
Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female
A: Pull down its genes.
Q: What do breasts and martinis have in common?
A: One is not enough and three are too many.
Q: What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hair line.