The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Check out this funny collection of hilarious pick up lines. I wouldn’t recommend actually using them, but have a read and a good laugh.

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
 


Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
 


Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
 


The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
 


Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
 


You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
 


They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
 


Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
 


If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
 


Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
 

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