The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines – The Best Jokes

Check out this funny collection of hilarious pick up lines. I wouldn’t recommend actually using them, but have a read and a good laugh.

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I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces. 

My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that? 

I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw 

Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath! 

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece. 

If you were a turkey I’d gobble you up.

Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Are you from Tennesse? Because your’re the only 10-I-see!

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Your name must be Mickey because your so fine!

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. 

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in? 

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

My friend bet me $100 that you wouldn’t go home with me. He’s a real jerk, and I’m sure you would rather see me win $100 than lose it.

Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!

Did you just fart? ‘Cause your blowing me away.

Are you a terrorist? coz’ you’re da bomb!

If you were a McDonald’s burger, I would call you McBeautiful…. 

I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Hey, I lost my phone number, Can I have yours?

Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle. 

I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. 

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.

Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

I don’t need twitter, I’m already following you. 

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.