The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines


If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
 


Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
 


I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
 


If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
 


Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
 


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 


Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
 


Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
 


You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces. 
 

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