The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces. 


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