The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces. 

My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that? 

I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw 

Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath! 

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece. 


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