The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

If you were a turkey I’d gobble you up.
 


Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
 


It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
 


Are you from Tennesse? Because your’re the only 10-I-see!
 


Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
 


Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
 


Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
 


Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
 


Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
 


Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
 


Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
 

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