The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that? 

I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw 

Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath! 

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece. 

If you were a turkey I’d gobble you up.

Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Are you from Tennesse? Because your’re the only 10-I-see!

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!


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