If you were a turkey I’d gobble you up.
Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Are you from Tennesse? Because your’re the only 10-I-see!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.