The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

If you were a turkey I’d gobble you up.

Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Are you from Tennesse? Because your’re the only 10-I-see!

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.


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