The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines


Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
 


Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
 


Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
 


Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
 


Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
 


Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
 


See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute
 


If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
 


Your name must be Mickey because your so fine!
 


Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. 
 

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