The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Your name must be Mickey because your so fine!

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. 


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