The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in? 

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

My friend bet me $100 that you wouldn’t go home with me. He’s a real jerk, and I’m sure you would rather see me win $100 than lose it.

Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!

Did you just fart? ‘Cause your blowing me away.

Are you a terrorist? coz’ you’re da bomb!

If you were a McDonald’s burger, I would call you McBeautiful…. 


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