The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Hey, I lost my phone number, Can I have yours?

Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle. 

I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?


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