The 50 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. 

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.

Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!


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