Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.
Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!