The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes

A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Whiteboards are remarkable.

What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? A military coo.

Why did the man dig a hole in his neighbor’s backyard and fill it with water? Because he meant well.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.

What grows up while growing down? A goose.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? — Aye matey!


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