Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart
A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? A military coo.
Why did the man dig a hole in his neighbor’s backyard and fill it with water? Because he meant well.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.