The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes


What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.
 



What grows up while growing down? A goose.
 



What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.


What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? — Aye matey!
 



The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
 



Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 



In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house
 



A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 



What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.
 

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