The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes



The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
 



Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 



In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house
 



A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 



What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.
 



What’s the definition of a will? – Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!
 



What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
 



The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
 



Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
 



I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
 



“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
 

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