What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.
What grows up while growing down? A goose.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? — Aye matey!
The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.