The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.

What grows up while growing down? A goose.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? — Aye matey!

The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.


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