The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes

The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.

What’s the definition of a will? – Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!

What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”


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