The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.
What’s the definition of a will? – Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!
What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”