The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes



What’s the definition of a will? – Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!
 



What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
 



The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
 



Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
 



I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
 



“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
 



Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
 



Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak.
 



Tried to play my shoehorn – all I got was footnotes
 

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