The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes

What’s the definition of a will? – Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!

What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak.

Tried to play my shoehorn – all I got was footnotes


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