What’s the definition of a will? – Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!
What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak.
Tried to play my shoehorn – all I got was footnotes