The 50 Best Funny Puns And Punny Memes



What did the coach say to his losing team of snakes? You can’t venom all.
 



Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
 



To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
 



When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
 



What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
 



When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
 



Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
 



How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
 



How do you throw a space party? You planet.

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of crap.
 

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